I'm Ruben.

I write words that come to life.

Swedish furniture!
Killer Robots!
A plot to end the world!

A fearsome troll warrior pivots to a singing career.

Who are the ghosts?
Who are the haunted?

D&D x 80s + High School
= The Gifted Program

Upcoming Productions:

Fireflies
3/21
Sauk Shorts Festival (Jonesville, MI)

Some Assembly Required
4/28
Hallsville High (Hallsville, TX)

News:

The Best Women's Stage Monologues is out, featuring a selection from my surreal, one-act, A Play with a Door.

Jokes so bad, they're dystopian.
The Soylent Green Zine is now published and free--because I'm also bad at capitalism.

My soliloquy, A Warning, is featured in the recently published anthology from The Faces of America Monologue Festival.